I had a toy called the SST - it consisted of a little vehicle that was revved up by pulling a plastic rip cord through a central wheel, and then letting it go down the street. If you didn't position your hand holding the vehicle just right, you could get a nasty friction burn between your thumb and forefinger.
My Stingray, the bike of choice then, had to be redesigned in the following years after my model. It featured a gear shift on the center bar. Apparently it was in just the wrong position if a boy should slip forward and end up straddling the gear shift. Happily, that never happened to me!
Most kids at the time played with gunpowder - in the form of cap guns - and the rolls of ammunition, which consisted of bits of gunpowder encased in little paper bubbles The roll would be fed through a cap gun, which would set each off with a loud bang and a puff of smoke. Of course, after a while, we just took the rolls of ammunition, set them down on the curb, and just set them off by pounding rocks on them. All we wanted was the boom. It's a good thing it didn't occur to us to perform a little surgery and collect all the little drops of gunpowder into something more potent.
Of course, it wasn't always the toy that was dangerous. At one time, I attempted to take apart an old radio - while it was plugged into the wall (actually, it was plugged into the side of the house outside, where I could go about my mischief undisturbed). As a result, I remember precisely where I was when I learned, with a jolt, about the dangers of electrocution. Some years later in junior, not surprisingly, I earned my single worst shop class grade in the Electrical class.
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I got a taste of electrocution when I was 13 or 14 once. It was then when I learned you should never plug in electronics when your hand is wet. Not a good combination.
We used to hit the cap gun rolls with a hammer, nothing as low-tech as a rock.
For some reason, the kids in my elementary school had a fascination with fingers. Once, while I was napping at my desk during recess, a small group of kids decided it would be fun to stick a pencil in my finger and run away. I still have the graphite mark to this day.
I don't know if it was the same group of kids, but some of them decided to drop one of those big heavy benches on another kid's finger.
I also remember a group of geniuses trying to lower a kid down from a treehouse by tying a string around his finger, with the obvious result occuring to the poor child.
-SR
Dark giggling....Ah well, I'm amazed I'm alive. When I was 10 my parents gave me a .22 for target practice... by the time I was 12 I had a 9mm hidden in my room. Both parents had substance abuse and mental issues. When they discovered the gun missing the conversation went something like this. My mom:"honey, have you seen the 9 mm? it's missing. Me: "Oh, I have it in my room" Mom:"OK as long as we know where it is."
I think back...:-) WTF..still the conversation got my step father to leave me alone.
Cheers,
JD
That sort of puts new meaning to that quote from "Christmas Story," 'You'll shoot your eye out!'
A .22 at 10 years old? Sweet!
-SR
Rich and Greg...
You mean to say you both learned about electricity that way? No other comment on this one!
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